- You can become a Panda-Nanny.
- You can talk price when shopping. “$40 each? I give you $100 for 3!”
- You can travel 1,000 miles in less than 7 hrs for $80 with High-Speed train.
- You can argue with police without getting arrested and you can fight the police without getting shot. Chinese police officers are unarmed when they are on patrol.
- You can avoid paying taxes if your income is below average and still get free social benefits with pension.
- You can go back in time, experience ancient China.
- You can sue your children for not taking care of you.
- For new mommies, you can have paid time off for a minimum of 100 days to a much longer time. (My mom got 3 years when working for the state department)
- You can ALWAYS find a place to hangout, 24/7.
- You can graduate from College with no more than $1,000 student debt.
- You can be a Shaolin Monk, learn martial art from where it began.
….. and many many more……
Credit goes to: Michelle Zhou